Burn My Treo

MyPalm support blows

2007-09-19T12:34:00.000-07:00

I got an e-mail from palm this morning.

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Software Update for Palm(R) Treo(TM) 700p Smartphone
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Palm(R) has posted to the support web site the Treo(TM) 700p 1.10
update for Verizon Wireless smartphones.

The Treo 700p Updater 1.10 installs the latest software on your
smartphone and is available in either a PC desktop or SD installer.
This update has been modified since its original July 12th posting.
This version resolves an intermittent data connectivity issue
experienced after updating your device with the previous version of
the Verizon Treo 700p 1.10 Update. If you have installed the Verizon
Treo 700p Update 1.10 already, you should download and install this
update again.

Please visit
http://News.palmnewsletters.com/cgi-bin13/DM/y/eoZ20PUrbl0IYT0cNe0GX

for more information about this update and to obtain this update for
your smartphone.

You are receiving this product-related message because our records
indicate you requested notification on this updater on the Palm
Support website

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Palm and Treo are among the trademarks or registered trademarks owned
or licensed to Palm, Inc. All other brand and product names are or may
be trademarks of, and are used to identify products or services of,
their respective owners.

So i'm all super excited and shit, about getting my fricking update.

But then, I go to the site they mention, and look, there's a verizon wireless button.

But clicking on it gets me the same Damn WE PULLED THE FREAKING UPDATE PAGE I GOT LAST TIME (YOU MUST BURN IN HELL)

WTF!, You send me an e-mail saying an update is available, with a link to the supposed magical update page, and then I get this same old weak ass shit!

I got on the phone with Palm's new MyPalm support personnel, and they told me to call verizon! WTF, Palm Inc sent me the e-mail, not verizon.

So i begged, and pleaded for a way to contact their webmaster, and they basically told me to shove it. And i'm fairly sure the people walking in the marketing photo above are thinking, I wish we could die, so that this horrible saga with a crappy device, and a retarted carrier could end.

SmashSomeStuff.com

2007-09-18T06:49:00.001-07:00

Some of the videos are pretty cool. like the burning, mostly.

And the burning of the harry potter book 7

Found out later they never burned the book,but this person does.

the pain train is coming!

2007-09-17T20:02:00.000-07:00

P.S. Terry Tate for President!

Do you have any last words?

2007-09-17T20:01:00.000-07:00

Treo is pretending to not suck this morning

2007-09-10T05:43:00.000-07:00

The treo has been surprisingly reliable this morning.

Perhaps it's just biding its time.

trying to freeze the evil out

2007-09-08T22:35:00.000-07:00

Prepping the treo for transport and delivery to the emperor.

every treo should come with a bottle of crown for the admins

2007-09-08T17:51:00.001-07:00

For close to $600, every treo should come with a bottle of crown to give to the IT staff.

And who the hell is ACCESS. If they ever start making cars, RUN! This logo pops up every time the phone reboots. Apparently pressing the e-mail button causes this.

not treo related, but in the spirit of the thing

2007-09-06T22:01:00.001-07:00

This Video is awesome.

Drake is such a ****

the treo has broken beakers spirit

2007-09-06T21:53:00.000-07:00

treo prisoner

2007-09-06T21:49:00.000-07:00

It's been captured, and is being interrogated.

no mr bond, i expect you to die!

2007-09-06T21:48:00.000-07:00

all we need is a treo as the target

2007-09-06T21:32:00.000-07:00

Carmageddon is one of the greatest games of all time. I really miss those idyllic high school afternoons playing this game with friends. This is not my video, but it's still pretty badass.

Really wild to think that back then a pimped out machine was a K6-2 with 3dnow! wooooooooo

2007-09-06T19:21:00.000-07:00

Truly we have come to the other side of armageddon, there are no iphones here, only treos.

And there are crazy mothers running around with masks hanging off the backs like that. Mad max beyond the thunderdome is one of the craaziest movies ever made. I cant get enough of it.

Next halloween i'm so going as the creepy mask dude.

2007-09-06T19:18:00.001-07:00

I'm in the desert, tied to the top of a horse surrounded by my mutants. The question not is "can you hear me now", the question is "it's too damn late motherf*cker, and what the hell are you going to do about IT, and if you reset one more ***da*m*ed time i'm going to scream! Go ahead mutant, put that damn creepy carnival hat on me, because i cant stand to look at the treo any more. It sickens me."

2007-09-06T19:15:00.000-07:00

The creepy mask hanging above your head is a good start, but this will complete the look.

This device not only hates you, it makes you hate yourself

2007-09-06T18:05:00.000-07:00

Why oh why does the treo exist. It is truly one of the most horribly designed devices ever to be created by man.

It can only be said to decrease your total efficiency, because while it for short times of functionality makes you happy, you spend the vast majority of the rest of your time depressed at when it screws up. It's a downward spiral sort of abusive relationship that keeps you coming back.

I support Treo's as part of my daily job, and this is here to get out any rage I might be feeling towards them with some humor.