MyPalm support blows

I got an e-mail from palm this morning.

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Software Update for Palm(R) Treo(TM) 700p Smartphone
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Palm(R) has posted to the support web site the Treo(TM) 700p 1.10
update for Verizon Wireless smartphones.

The Treo 700p Updater 1.10 installs the latest software on your
smartphone and is available in either a PC desktop or SD installer.
This update has been modified since its original July 12th posting.
This version resolves an intermittent data connectivity issue
experienced after updating your device with the previous version of
the Verizon Treo 700p 1.10 Update. If you have installed the Verizon
Treo 700p Update 1.10 already, you should download and install this
update again.

Please visit
http://News.palmnewsletters.com/cgi-bin13/DM/y/eoZ20PUrbl0IYT0cNe0GX

for more information about this update and to obtain this update for
your smartphone.

You are receiving this product-related message because our records
indicate you requested notification on this updater on the Palm
Support website

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Palm and Treo are among the trademarks or registered trademarks owned
or licensed to Palm, Inc. All other brand and product names are or may
be trademarks of, and are used to identify products or services of,
their respective owners.

So i'm all super excited and shit, about getting my fricking update.

But then, I go to the site they mention, and look, there's a verizon wireless button.



But clicking on it gets me the same Damn WE PULLED THE FREAKING UPDATE PAGE I GOT LAST TIME (YOU MUST BURN IN HELL)



WTF!, You send me an e-mail saying an update is available, with a link to the supposed magical update page, and then I get this same old weak ass shit!

I got on the phone with Palm's new MyPalm support personnel, and they told me to call verizon! WTF, Palm Inc sent me the e-mail, not verizon.

So i begged, and pleaded for a way to contact their webmaster, and they basically told me to shove it. And i'm fairly sure the people walking in the marketing photo above are thinking, I wish we could die, so that this horrible saga with a crappy device, and a retarted carrier could end.

SmashSomeStuff.com

Some of the videos are pretty cool. like the burning, mostly.



And the burning of the harry potter book 7



Found out later they never burned the book,but this person does.

the pain train is coming!

P.S. Terry Tate for President!

Do you have any last words?

Treo is pretending to not suck this morning

The treo has been surprisingly reliable this morning.

Perhaps it's just biding its time.

trying to freeze the evil out

Prepping the treo for transport and delivery to the emperor.

every treo should come with a bottle of crown for the admins

For close to $600, every treo should come with a bottle of crown to give to the IT staff.


And who the hell is ACCESS. If they ever start making cars, RUN! This logo pops up every time the phone reboots. Apparently pressing the e-mail button causes this.